damena yatsu's profileThe idiocies of a damena...PhotosBlogGuestbookMore ![]() | Help |
|
March 20 Ideas for a Japanese wide show programme Looking for ideas to fill in 30 minutes of screening time for a Japanese wide show (ワイドショウ) programme? Not to worry. Get the rights to broadcast a 1 month old wide show programme from a neighbouring country, let's say Taiwan, reporting on a sex scandal, for example the Edison Chen photo scandal, and then hire a translator to do the subtitles and a narrator to emphasize what it's obvious to everyone. On the top of this, send on economic class a reporter with a camera crew to try to buy in the street, according to this reporter looking like Tokyo's Ueno, a pack of naughty photos of Edison Chen and famous Taiwanese female idols and you've got it! 30 minutes of inexpensive TV trash of the highest level! And this is what Nihon TV have just done in its morning programme Sukkiri hosted by Koji Kato (加藤浩次), Terri Ito (テリー伊藤) and Helene Hayama (葉山 エレーヌ) to raise the standards of Japanese TV. March 09 I want to fuse with you!!!Pachinko companies must surely produce the weirdest, silliest and most outrageous TV adverts in Japan. Sankyo panchinko company has been broadcasting an advert clearly targeting the Akiba (秋葉) tribe. In this advert, a typical Japanese garu (ガール、girl), the kind one can encounter in the so-called fashion health business, is seen standing on a rooftop and looking directly at the camera while saying in a "sensual" high-pitch voice:, "Anata to gattai shitai (あなたが合体したい。。。) or "I want to fuse with you". Once this is said a superrobot from the animé series Genesis of Aquarion turns up next to her and projects his mechanical around the girl. Animé fans might find certain similarities between this shot and "tentacle hentai sex" scenes of many pornographic animé. The sexual innuendo here is quite obvious since the noun gattai (合体) also means copulation or penetration. But if you weren't 100% sure yet, later we get this girl shouting the word "Kimochiii 気持ちいいい” "It feels good" as the arm cruises through the city and eventually penetrates the stratosphere, not leaving any room for imagination. This is done in a long shot so the arm takes almost the shape of a spermatozoid. And one still wonders why feminism has never taken root in this country... |
|
|